Two-Point Hospital: The Game I Never Knew I Needed


Help Me Doctor Zaius!

Have you seen this game? No, seriously, have you SEEN THIS GAME?! BECAUSE I HADN’T! WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!

Two-Point Hospital made itself known to me during the PC Gaming Show, after multiple coffees, and not nearly enough sleep. The game reminiscent of 90s management game, Theme Hospital, Two-Point Hospital has seriously scratched an itch I didn’t know I had.

I am in LOVE with theme/simulation/management games. I may not be good at them, but I have a damn good time attempting to be the best. So, Two-Point Hospital has you running, researching, and curing an array of hilarious ailments for patients that show up at your hospital. Like any other theme-games, you’ve got funds, and plenty of items and stuff to choose from to spruce up your hospital.

The injuries, illnesses, and infections the patients come in with are just so hilariously fun, and interact with parts of the hospital in their own unique ways. I never wanted to give anyone a surprise enema, but hey, I’ll try anything once.

Two-Point Hospital is coming out sometime later this year, and Two Point Studios, you’ve completely captured my heart.


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